Funny Personal Ads

Funny Personal Ads

Some people delve into the depths of personal ads looking for a cure to their lonely hearts, and often end up laughing these same hearts out because of some really ridiculously funny personal ads that have scrawled their way up the headlines or banners. Some posts have earned a reputation for being notoriously wacky and have been circulated online. Because they are such “novelties,” some people deliberately create funny personal ads, following the formula that really sets these ads apart from the rest: downright gross, innocently stupid, using weird or really private photos, overly or impossibly demanding requirements or wanton transgression of grammar and rhetorics.

Here are some of these funny personal ads to entertain you:

  1. The O.C. : “I love to clean, I know it sounds unusual but the reason I like to clean is I like to please. I am not looking for sex and there is no money involved. I will clean for you at home or work or wherever. I scrub floors, vacuum clean bathrooms and kitchens and yes I do windows. I will do this dressed anyway you wish or without clothing if that pleases you. I am safe and sane ( I know you are questioning that about now)."
  2. The Immigrant: “Hi, how are you? As for myself, how to say? I like smile and occasionally laugh, as my name tell you. I love nature and I am natural. I like traveling, climbing and jogging outdoors. I like reading prose and fairy tale. Do you like "The lion king"?If you do, we can share a lot. Sometimes I am motivated, but occasionally I am so lazy. Ok, that's me.”
  3. The Political Prisoner: “Please marry me and get me out of this miserable Communist dictatorship!”
  4. The Geek Lover: “ISO: Guy with thick glasses, loves HP calculator, SAT 99th percentile, knows pi to 16 digits. With great job, big house, pool. SWM, 33, 6'0", 144 lbs. Better looking than Bill Gates.”
  5. The Granny: “When I was thirty my dates had to be young, slim, tall, handsome, rich, intelligent. Now I'm 64, they only have to know how to read and use the telephone!”
  6. The Psycho: SWM into chainsaws and hockey masks seek like-minded SWF. No weirdos please.
  7. The Sensitive Soul: Angry, simple-minded, balding, partially blind ex-circus flipper boy with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy and stinky, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks